Overhearing two girls fight, this user hears one girl say to the other, “go to hell!” To which the other girl quickly replied, “do you want me to say hello to your mother?”
Being a martial artist, this user thought saying his “feet are registered” since he had to register them with law enforcement because his feet were lethal would be intimidating.
This man tells the time he said to his wife, “if you weren't so stupid, what would you be?” He was in disbelief when his wife didn't miss a beat and replied, “single.”
She turned to look at the man as he was still yelling at the clerk when he turned to her and yelled, “what are you looking at?” She replied, “I don't know, the label fell off.”